Hey There Polished People!
I just have a quick post for you today, as I haven’t had time to paint my nails. As you know I had square nails and recently went oval. After seeing a bunch of different shapes on other people, I kinda wanted to try something new before I settle on a shape. I sometimes use craft scissors to cut tape for nail art, so I thought to myself, if I buff my nails down super thin, I bet I could use craft scissors to cut my free edge in a super unique shape. If people can do stilletto nails and the horrid duck feet nails, why not try a non-traditional shape myself?? Let’s have a peek, shall we?
I LOVE them!! They’re a little awkward because they’re sharp so I’ll have to be careful when changing Madeline’s diaper and when I’m like in the shower and stuff, but I think they’re sooo cool! I haven’t really seen anyone with this shape, and I love that. However, if you want to try it, I suppose that’d be ok 😉
I bet they’ll look even better later today when I paint them! They’re also good because I can use them to rake the potting soil in my indoor plants, and I can even comb my dog’s hair a little with them. Also, when I bake a potato I can use my nails to poke holes in it instead is dirtying up a fork. And when I frost a cake I can use them to make that line-y design on the sides. Oh my gosh AND I can maybe even use them to stab and pick up the green olive in my next Bloody Mary! Mm that’s making my mouth water right now! These nails are not only beautiful but are also going to be sooo helpful. So much better than boring old smooth-edged shapes!!
Which nail shape do you like best on me- square, oval or shark tooth? Do you think you’ll try the shark tooth edge yourself? What other fun uses could I use these new nails for? Let me know in the comments below. As always, thank you all so much for reading and commenting and till next time- Happy Polishing!!
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I absolutely adore you for this. ❤️
I just love a person who appreciates a good jaggedy nail. 😉
I DON’T BELIEVE YOU. 😉
Believe it. Poke poke!! Oh I just thought of another use- I can pretend I got attacked by feral cats just by itching my arms! And I can pretty much never wear nylons. Score!!
They REALLY freaked me out. Honest.
Love it : D
Freaky??? They’re beautiful. Obviously.
OBVIOUSLY,
I love this! It’s April 2 here in Oz so when I saw it I didn’t realise it was an April Fool’s thing, but now I get it. I loled.
What’s April Fools? 😉
That’s hilarious!!!! “Poke, poke!” Stabbing nails!
I like square.
They double as weapons!! 😉
This is hilarious! Are those really your own nails?
I was going to ask the same thing!!!
Nope nope nope. Still have my ovals.
A lady never tells.
But the real answer is- heck no. A) YOWCH! and B) I push back my cuticles. 😉
You can scratch your mans back with them. It will hurt but he will like getting all marked up by you, you crazy crazy woman! Ahahaaa! Lol
Excellent idea, you kinky thang!!!
After i typed it I was like, wait, is that inappropriate? Oh well!!!!!!! lol
I forgive you for that horrifying photo because the paragraph describing the uses for them made me laugh so hard!
They’re just so useful!!! Why are you laughing?? You’re bullying me. I’m going to write my next post about mean people like you who pick on people who just want to be themselves, such as myself w my raggedy jaggedy nails. No h8.
Mwahahaha. Fantastic.
😉
Lol you’re such an ass.
I thought that was why we’re friends…?
EeeK! Girl, I never want to shake your hand, as I may acquire a few nasty scratches on my palm. D: But anyway.. those nails DO look cool, kinda of scary, but cool. I’d be constantly worried about breaking my nails, and/or causing an injury. Kudos for creativity~ ^^
Oh my gosh, you are too nice! These were an April Fools Day joke. Don’t worry, no freaky bonsai garden rake nails here!!!
Those are tips
They’re horrifying, that’s what they are!!
I have so gotta share this on facebook and IG for a few giggles LOL. btw, using those nails on your hubby’s back is a sure fire way to NEVER get asked for a back scratch again LOL. #Winning!
Now that’s a bonus! Haha. That gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about it!
if anyone reads this, this shape is something different as well, although I don’t think it is acchievable by using only your natural nails, like the shark nails can be done 😉
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