Hey There Polished People!
If you’re in the US today is Thanksgiving Day! Happy Thanksgiving!! Today is the day we spend with family and all work together to make a big meal, eat wayyyy too much, take a nice food-coma induced nap and then get up to go shopping for Black Friday (if you’re crazy). It’s also a day to give thanks for everything we have. In a time where it seems plenty of us have complaints (some serious, some trivial, don’t get me started) it’s nice to think about the good things. Some things I’m thankful for include my family, my dogs, my friends (you guys included!) and the fact that my fish came back to life to be known forevermore as Fish Jesus. I know this is kinda blasphemous but I’m sure Jesus has a sense of humor and thinks it’s funny. I just find that funnier than heck and it’s an endless supply of jokes for me to make. I apologize to all my Twitter friends… I’m sure they’re sick of “turning the other gill” jokes and Fish Jesus providing unsolicited advice. Anyway- today’s nail are kinda ridiculous. I don’t even like how they turned out but hey, they can’t all be winners. Wanna see these Thanksgiving losers? With THAT rousing intro… here we go!
Pumpkin Pie Nails
The ugly background is ChG Kalahari Kiss, the pie slices are Essence Gorgeous Bling Bling, and the golden flaky delicious crust is Essie Good As Gold. The background is what really ruins these, but let’s be honest, nothing about these are that great. Whatever, I’m not even mad. I’m about to be eating some deviled eggs made heavenly by Fish Jesus’ blessing, then I’m going to eat some vegetables with ranch, then I’m going to eat some of my grandma’s (she passed away when I was 12, but we still make “her” stuffing) turkey stuffing, some green bean casserole, some turkey, mashed potatoes expertly mashed by my brother, gravy expertly made by yours truly ;), sweet potatoes, a roll and maybe even save room for pie. Then I’ll get plenty of leftovers too, which, to be quite honest, are even a little more appealing than the original dinner. Mmmmm…. my parents, aunts and uncles and cousins and grandpa and brother and sister-in-law will all be there and it’s gonna be good. Feast your eyes upon these awkward nails, then feast upon your Thanksgiving dinner. Yum.
Well… is anyone going to brave the crowds and go shopping tonight? Please tell me you are not going to go out at like 8 pm tonight for Black Friday shopping. If you think calling an arisen fish Fish Jesus is bad, I’m pretty sure he’d strike you down for going Black Friday shopping on Thursday. Just lie and tell me you’re not going out till at least midnight. I don’t know if I’ll be going out or not. My brother is my Black Friday shopping partner and he hasn’t decided if he wants to go with me or with his wife so… we’ll see. Thank you all very much for reading and commenting and till next time- forget the polishing, just take an antacid and Happy Napping!!! ;D